Atlanta things to do: Gameplan 5/21/13

It is my birthday a month from today. The summer Solstice. Preparense.

Today:

 

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Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love. The wedding wasn’t much but the reception was excellent. *boom tissss*
  • Eat Drink and B Indie has monthly meet ups on important topics on making it on your own in the arts. https://www.facebook.com/events/181001268724419/ This months? the inside scoop on Film Festivals and the Submission process. Lord knows you have many friends who want to get in on this. Its at Manuels Tavern starting at 7:30pm
  • Eyedrum Writers Exchange at the Goat Farm https://www.facebook.com/events/543945215655931/?ref=14 got a shout out from Write Club yesterday. They meet at the Warhorse coffee shop there at the GF, and you get 10 minutes to share your work, 5 minutes to get some critical feedback. Kind of like the good ol Kill your darling days..8pm at the GF
  • Stubble on Stubble presents Video Shorts and Cover me Tuesdays https://www.facebook.com/events/114028595464479/?ref=14 every week a new type of event gets added to the HangarNext week, I suggest Video Shorts + Cover me + NERF BATTLE TUESDAYS. Write that one down Conner.

THE TABLE OF CONCERTS/EDM/RAPPERS/SHOWS/ETC:

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BAND VENUE/
TIME/
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Paramore Tabernacle, 7pm, $old Out Love the hair, from Tennessee. Click
Lily and the Tigers, Don Coyote, Migrant Worker 529,8pm, $? Don Coyote is from Nashville, Lily is solid Click
Soufsyde Tonio Connect Lounge, 10pm, Free Trap music Tuesdays Click
Attack! Attack!, The plot in you, Get scared, Dangerkids, Closer to closure $15, Masquerade, 6pm Bunch of melancholic names Click
Retox, Tinsel Teeth, Whores, Hawks Masquerade, 7pm $? Click
Dead North, Full Net, Amanda X, D-Flo Under the Couch, 7pm, $5 Hah ex-nickelback Click
Josh Schicker, Jacque Jordan 8pm, Eddies Attic, Folk pop Click
Ideophonic, Otium, From where I’m standing Red Light Café, $7, 8pm Masks and staches. Click
20 Guest singers for Bob Dylan songbook The Earl, 8:30pm, $10 Proceeds go to Ovarian Cycle funding for cancer research. Click
Ree de la vega, Cristo Disco, Guitar Boy Superstar Star Bar, 10pm, $Free $1 drafts Click
Time Wharp, moist Ghost,Double Mil, Mayhem Sound Table, 10pm, Free Service. Click

Usual Tuesday Shindigs:

  • Moes and Joes ( 1033 N Highland Ave ) has $3 Pitchers all night long (Jacks and Flat Iron also have really cheap pitchers)
  • Gato Arigato at Gato right in Candler park = amazing japanese cuisine if you can wait in that line. Mondays and Tuesdays only. 7pm and on.
  • Laughing Skull Open Mic (878 Peachtree St NE) watch 15-20 newcomers for $10 at the famous laughing skull – and eat a burger while you’re at it!
  • Spoken Word at Marlee’s Tea and Coffee House  ( 349 Decatur St ) from 7:30 – 10pm with a small cover (just $2). You don’t like spoken word you uncultured f? GET WITH IT.
  • Apache Cafe has its Sounds & Lyrics live jam band as artists come and join in R&B, hip hop, dubstep and everything in between. Starts at 9pm as the bartender for a $5 Holler.
  • QUAD has its resident DJs spinning Dubstep (Syl-o, Ninja Flash, etc) for $5 to party until 3am if you are crazy enough. Don’t do drugs!
  • Clermont Lounge Karaoke ( 789 Ponce De Leon Avenue Northeast ) I really like to save this kind of night for truly special occasions. The Clermont Lounge, maybe the most famous place in Atlanta, where strippers go to die.
  • $1: Sushi at East ATL Thai & Sush (7 Flat Shoals SE); Sushi at Thaicoon & Sushi bar (1799 Briarcliff Rd)  + $2 burgers can be found at Hand in Hand ( 752 N Highland Ave NE)

Editors Pick: I feel like you have to have that last cup of coffee. Its the end of an era. Make it out there, and while you are wired, go to The Earl, Service or the Hangar depending on your scene (Folky, European or broke, respectively).

In the news: GA Tolls are ending!? amazing The director of Anchorman 2 gets interviews by AccessAtlanta Check out this BAMF at Atlanta Streets alive. We have the worst case of suburban poverty in the nation. White flight! Is a giant ferries wheel coming for sure in down town? Atlanta Jazz Festival is happening this weekend. Parks Edge is being replaced by Victory Sandwich Bar - not leaving inman park after all. If you live east of downtown it is your civic duty to fill this out. Hope for Oklahoma today :(

Atlanta things to do: Gameplan 5/20/13

Fair Warning: I’m going on vacation to the forbidden lands (for we Cubans)– Puerto Rico from Thursday 5/23 to Wednesday 5/29. FUNSERV will be back and good to go on Thursday 5/30.

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They stole our flag (Cuba) and inverted the colors. For that we will whoop their ass in baseball until the end of time. I’m excited see the works of La Pandilla and listen to Calle 13 nonstop.

Please, let me know if you had any advice on doing it up in PR!

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Usual Monday Shindigs:

  • Eddies Attic open mic night for $6 so you can fall in love with the ATL’s local acoustic scene. All original songs. Sometimes famous folks frequent this joint since they got big here. Starts at 7:30pm at 515 N McDonough St
  • Grindhouse Killer Burgers on Piedmont has Buy One Get One Free specials from 7:30-10pm. BOGOOOO
  • Talked to the owner of the new gastro-pub The Argosy– asking him about potential Usual shindig-worthy deals, he respons “Come Mo-Thur for two draft beers and get a complimentary woodfire cooked Pizza BUT this starts AFTER 11PM. Tell him the FUNSERV sent you for kicks ;) Place is balllinnnn
  • 10 high has Live Band Karaoke with the band Metalsome performing alongside you. How crazy is that? **NO COVER** and its at 816 N highland Ave NE
  • Hole in the wall ( 3177 Peachtree Rd NE – Buckhead) has all you can drink beer and standup for free now! Pool, darts, a bad ass punching machine, super bougie yuppies in Buckhead — you can’t go wrong.
  • Other comedy spots: I believe Sweetwater has Comedy on many mondays and Star Bar’s amateur night has gold once in a while.
  • All you can bowl for just 5.99 after 9pm at Suburban Lanes
  • Diesel Filling Station has a dirty Bingo that starts at 8pm
  • Monday Night Brewing from 5-7:30pm on 670 Trabert Ave has a sick brewery tour Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Google it– people say its way more legit than sweetwater.
  • Speaking of Sweetwater- Beer & Comedy Night is back every Monday for $10 starting at 7:30pm with great beer selection and solid stand up.
  • Magic City Mondays (241 Forsyth St) an Atlanta experience like the Clermont – you can’t find higher quality black exotic dancers in the nation. Pole tricks and playas making it rain everywhere.
  • $1: Sushi at East ATL Thai & Sush (7 Flat Shoals SE); Sushi at Thaicoon & Sushi bar (1799 Briarcliff Rd) and Tacos at Perla Taqueria (1958 piedmont Rd NE)

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Editors pick: Good day to be networking, whether you are an artist (RAW / Black book swap), Yuppie (All the way in Alpharetta), Living in o4w, or an athlete (Running for brew). After swapping bsns cards, make it to one of the many comedy options tonight.
In the news: Don’t drink the pool water. Actually don’t drink the ice in restaurants either.. >< My man Brandon Sadler was on 11 Alive!  Graffiti task force? New enemy. Well.. this is an alarming statistic about crime.

Atlanta things to do: Gameplan 5/19/13

Make sure to grab an edition of this weekends Creative Loafing it has an excellent article on 101 things happening his summer that will put the FUNSERV to shame. Just let me know when you are hiring CL– I’m in.
 

Today:

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  • ****Oak Morse**** is a Legendary Spoken Word Poet https://www.facebook.com/events/256993971113268/?ref=14 I have been following this scene for months now. He has always absolutely killed the mic. You owe it to yourself to check out his best at Apache Cafe tonight at 8:30pm. I will be there. Oak Morse is a legend. Wait till you see this guys hands its absolutely ridiculous.
  • The Revlers are at the Garden Hills Community Center celebrating Cajun Dance Party with louisiana tunes, Zydeco, damn good food all for $12

THE TABLE OF CONCERTS/EDM/RAPPERS/SHOWS/ETC:

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TIME/
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Levi Lowrey Park Tavern, 7:30pm and on, Free just get a blanket Unplugged in the Park Click
Vanessa Mitchell, Kayenne, Ask Kiwi, DJ Kevy kev Piedmont Park, noon, free Old school soul music, gospel Click
Kebbi Williams, Miguel Atwood-Ferguson, Faun and a pan flute, 4th ward afro Klemzer, many more The wrens Nest, 3pm, Free Music in the Park 2013 Clickor click
Mood Rings, Manray, The Sneaky Hand, Death of Kings, Basement Banshees, P Villa $10, GSU Student Center, 6pm WRASFEST = WRAS GSU student radio’s music festival Click
Luis Enrique is NOT PERFORMING Tabernacle   Click

Usual Sunday Shindigs:

  • Java monkey Spoken Word (425 Church St Decatur) for free starting at 8pm. I go to spoken word religiously. This group of talented individuals enchant us my pouring their lives on the mic.
  • Go to Lotta Frutta anytime during the day today, tell the owner, Myrna that you are here because of the FUNSERV  ;) and she will give you a free icy pop! Yum!!
  • Soul Food Cypher at WonderRoot (  82 Memorial Drive Southeast )- 2nd and 4th Sunday of the month. Wordplay, images, beatboxing, Entrance is free, drinks are not (but encouraged).
  • Branch out! At Piedmont Park every Sunday a bunch of epic humans meet up. With them, you can Practice Urban gardening, collaborative art, exercise, grill out, music, positive presentations and exchange ideas. Consider getting blazed before you walk over. What? Its at 2pm
  • Grant Park Farmers Market is back every Sunday from 9:30-1:30pm. 
  • Highlander Trivia (31 Monroe Circle ) legend on sunday nights, arrange a team, dominate.
  • Southern Comfort – its far away in Conley Georgia 1383 Cedar Grovebut legend says this is the dopest Honey Tonk bar in the South East on a late Sunday night. Will you make the drive?
  • Cineprov mocks movies every Sunday at 7:30pm at the historic Plaza Theater. Live commentary to bad old movies? Count me in. Just $10www.cineprov.com
  • $1: PBR & Fish Tacos at Hand & Hand (752 N Highland Ave)
Editors Pick (Ira, this is for you): If the weather gets better, lets ride our bikes up and down Atlanta with Atlanta Streets Alive - then join me and see Oak Morse, a fucking legendary spoken word poet. If you cant get enough, bike on down to Decatur for the last of Javamonkey

 

 

 

Atlanta things to do: Gameplan 5/18/13

Whynatte is throwing a party on a rooftop tonight
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Jesse consider the sponsorship, I’m a cheap date <3
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Today:

 
  • That moment when you find out where the Underground Market is… today its at Space 1310 White Street Atlanta, 3-9pm, this time the theme is coffee $5 to get in, and then dishes range from $1-5 so bring the dollars
  • If you make it out east to Decatur the Free Art Friday folk #FAFATL https://www.facebook.com/events/441486619278051/?ref=14 are having an art drop from 2-6pm in the decatur area + check he table below for an event at Twains supporting the Atlanta Community Food Bank
  • Breakdancing and popping battles are taking place fo $$$$$$ so its going to be incredibly dope https://www.facebook.com/events/392443074175431/?ref=14 at 2800 Campbleton Rd Its like being at MJQ on a Wednesday night but money is on the line!!! Starts at 4pm sooo dooope
  • A bit grim… Death Cafe.. I’ll just copy and paste this one for you: ”Death Café is now an international movement. It is designed to provide a safe and comfortable setting for people to talk about death while drinking tea and coffee and eating cake. The only objective of a Death Café is “to increase awareness of death with a view to helping people make the most of their (finite) lives.”

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  • I couldn’t find the event, but I saw Matthew Broussard (sp?) doing comedy this past Thrusday at the Hangar and it was spectacular. Whoever you are opening for Saturday, best of luck my man.

THE TABLE OF CONCERTS/EDM/RAPPERS/SHOWS/ETC:

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BAND VENUE/
TIME/
$$$
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Ghost Face Killer, Adrian   Younge’s Venice Dawn, The difference machine, Fort Knox, DJ Bug Boogie Terminal West, 9pm, $25 The Wuuuuuuuu Click
Passion Pit, Ellie Goulding, GroupLove, Yaesayer, the electric sons 265 Park Ave West, Party in the Park, $35, all day $35 http://partyintheparkatlanta.com/buy-tickets/ Clickor clickor clickor click
Kai Alice, Mike Scott, Treasure Fingers, Reboot Nonis, 2-8pm, Free Starting the Nonis dance party early today eh? Click
Gringo Star, Rolling Nowhere, Slathouse Rats, Cute Boots, Uncle Daddy and the Kissin Cousins (many others) Twains, $15, 3pm Music all day in support of the Atlanta community food bank Click
Lauren Mann and the Fairly Odd Folk, Lauren Jones and the current, Clibber Jones Ensemble Masquerade, $10, 7pm Fairly odd parents Click
Bent Frequency, The Mercury   Orkestar, The Midtown Brass Quintet Goat Farm, $10 Student ID, 7pm Not your daddy’s classical music. This is some contemporary ish Click
Verge of Bliss, The law Band The Basement, 9pm, $? Get a 40 at the Graveyard before Clickor click
Latino Music Opera Nightclub, 9pm, Free if you RSVP Find some papis/mamis Click
Captured! by Robots, The Earl, 9pm, $10 Violent robotic beings rule the world 10101010101011001 Click
Patrick Morgan, Cleric, Chris Grass, Another Monster, Midnite Panda Union EAV, 9pm, $? GUURLLL I’ll house you. House music. Click
DJ Shortee, Natasha Fox, McBeezy, ATLIens, Next Taken, Stranger Candy, Rush Lounge, 10pm, $10 Lady DJ Click
Los Lobos y los Lonely Boys Frederick Brown Ampitheater, 8pm, $45  CHICANO ROCK!!! Click
Rahbi, Mathai, St Beauty $18, Vinyl, 9:30pm What a rollercoaster Click
Ryan Bingham, The Wild Feathers Center stage, 9pm, $20 Mescalito is a great drank  Click
Dirtyphonics QUAD, 10pm, $20 The irreverence tour Click

Usual Saturday Shindigs:

  • Atlanta Beltline Tours are free tours that show you the 45 neighborhoods of the ATL across the beltline from 9am – noonMore info
  • MJQ - Also solid on a Saturday (but I prefer wednesdays). 736 Ponce de Leon Ave NE There is a cover.
  • Improv A-Hole at The Village Theater starting at 8:30pm for $10. They’ve got stickers all over town now – well done!
  • Scott’s Antique Market is always a fun trip. Just $5 to get in and tons of ridiculous things you’d never even think of buying. Saturday and Sunday at 3650 Jonesboro Rd SE **Its the second Saturday of every Month**
  • Every third Saturday of the month – you HAVE to go to the Lake Claire Community Land Trust for their epic drum circle. I haven’t experienced something so holy. Fire dancers. Music. you CANT Byob so make sure you pre-game extensively before http://lcclt.org/calendar/ so worth it.
  • Go to Village Theater for its secret stand up show at 1am!!
  • $1: PBR at Jacks (676 Highland Ave) and Tacos at Tacos la Villa ( 2415 Cobb Pkwy, Smyrna Ugh)

 

 

Atlanta things to do: 5/17/13

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THE TABLE OF CONCERTS/EDM/RAPPERS/SHOWS/ETC:

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BAND VENUE/
TIME/
$$$
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Benny Benassi Opera, 10pm, $35 CHART TOPIPING DJ FROM THE 305 Click or click or click
DJ Mafioso, ZuluQuic, Santiago Paramo Music Room, 9pm, Free Salsa, Merengue, Cumbia, Moombahton, Reggae, AfroBeat, Funk, Disco Click
Too many artists but, Molly Moll—great name. Union, 9pm, Free Candy, Pop, and Blow. See, taste and experience. Click
Smokey’s Farmland Band, High Strung String Band Masquerade, 9pm, $10 Only you can prevent forest fires. Click
Wizard Smoke, The LIverhearts, The Powder Room 529, 9pm, Free Wizard Smoke, dope name, noise music, does not compute.
Stoner metal.
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DJ Jelly, Da Organization, Slimm Calhoun, DJ Smurf, DJ Toomp, Raheem   da Dream, Zae 505 North Event Center, $10, 9pm Playing New Skool 2000 Mix, 559 and Deep South mixes. Click
Stokeswood, Ghost Owl, Dark Room (Jungol) $12, Terminal West, 9pm Ghost Owl = Perpetual Groove. Stokeswood is Low-endie rock Click or click
Kip moore, Drake White Tabernacle, 8pm, $30 Yuck, Country Click
Salsa and Bachata Night The Fernbank Museum, 6pm Dinosaurs and dancing! Click
Will Goble Quartet The High Museum, 5pm Jazz and Full gallery access. Farewell Frida and Diego. Click
The Return Roswell United Methodist Church A beatles Tribute band Click
Casey Veggies and Travi$ Scott Vinyl, $16, 8pm American rapper from INGLEWOOOOD Click
Satisfaction Variety Playhouse, 8:30pm, $17 Rolling Stone Tribute band Click
St Paul and the Broken Bones The Earl, $10, 9pm A change is gonna come Click
Alabama Fox Theater, 8pm Ugh, country Click

Usual Friday Shindigs:

  • Sweetwater brewing ( 195 Ottley Drive Northeast ) – an ATL classic. Take the tour from 5:30-7:30, get a free glass, get some drink tickets for the most famous beer in town. Pretty sure its $10 and you can definitely steal d-tickets from the lightweights around you.
  • Improv at the Village Theater  – Armando! Learn about someone bad ass in the community! 349 Decatur St! Just $10! Thanks fro hooking it up VT!
  • Suburban Lanes: Friday Frenzy bowling for $13 per person + shoes. Music, food and drink specials. Might just be an ordinary bowling alley trying to advertise.
  • Bone Lick BBQ (1133 Huff Rd) has their heathen Dance Party from 10pm and on 
  • The Graveyard (1263 Glenwood Ave) is ALWAYS a winner on Friday nights. The floor has springs. The bass is crazy. There may be anime porn showing randomly. The cover is cheap. Great dance floors and DJs. You can buy 40s at the bar. Its in EAV which already kicks ass as it is. Don’t miss it. Make it at 11ish before it gets too rowdy.
  • $1: PBR at Jacks (676 Highland Ave) and Tacos at Tacos la Villa ( 2415 Cobb Pkwy, Smyrna Ugh)
In the news: Beltline is getting wifi?! and is expanding to buckhead! nooo Goodbye Victory Sandwich and Dads Garage :(  and an interesting article on the rollercoaster attitude towards our local sports teams

Atlanta things to do: Gameplan 5/16/13

Teams can register now for ATL Bocce’s 8-week summer season at www.atlbocce.com. $50 per player covers all expenses and includes a team shirt plus food and drinks specials. Just gather four or more friends and register today.

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  • Or don’t get sloshed. https://www.facebook.com/events/587633497922620/?ref=14 Drink Rootbeer instead at the Rootbeerapallooza + Root beer pops from King of Pops! all at Batdorf & Bronson Coffee Roasters. Fun Fact: you can only like root beer or dr. pepper, but not both. This is certain.
  • WonderRoot + LostInTheLetters teams up https://www.facebook.com/events/594885993869775/?ref=14 for single sentence stories at the East Atlanta Village Market starting at 4pm until 8pm. Our youtube facebooknewsfeed generation will definitely appreciate it considering our attention span barely allows you to even read this entire email. When was the last time you read an entire news article? Just headlines plz.
  • Book related events: 1) There is a book Club at Bound to Read Books and they are discussing Divakaruni’s One Amazing Thing at 7pm and 2) Daniel Wallace, writer of The Kings and Queens of Roam, will be discussing his book at Ivy Hall at 6:30pm

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THE TABLE OF CONCERTS/EDM/RAPPERS/SHOWS/ETC:

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BAND VENUE/
TIME/ 
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Shreddie Mercurie, Must Die! Terminal West, $10, 10 Hand picked by Zedd as the hottest new thing Click
DJ Jaycee Sound Table, No Cover, 10pm Eargasm = top 40 Click
Duende, Ricer, Accidents CLERMONT LOUNGE, Late, Free CONGRATULATIONS ON THE JD CAPPS!! Click
Jungol, Asian Teacher Factory, DAMS Star Bar, 930, Free Azn teacher factory, what a great name. *golf clap* Click
PacificUV, Calm White Noise, GoodAge The Earl, $5, 9pm CWN opens for PacUV’s album realease Clickor click
DJ Fun Soxx, DJ Maximus, Naeem Johnson Tribal Atlanta, 10pm, $5 SpeakerFoxxx better get on Fun Soxx ass about the X’s Click
Padded Prison Cell Elliot St Pub, 9pm, Free Sax n Drums at Elliot St pub Click
Mr Vandal, Taste Tester, Pope john, other resident DJs Union EAV, 9pm The pope is from Tampa. Ybor city, such a dope place. Click
Haseena’s Toasty Thursdays QUAD, Females are free, 10pm Video games art and hookah Click
The Daniels Brothers Band, Sailing to Denver, Neil Cribbs 10 high, $7, 8pm Higlands is getting a music scene it seems Click
Antiseen, Hell Stomper, Grim Pickens & the Bastard Congregation, Five o clock Devil Famous Pub, 8pm, $? Bastard Congregation just rolls off the tongue so well amiright? Click
Jimi Cravity, A’lex, Nick Hagelin, Vaughan Phoenix, Rantz Davis Vinyl, $10, 8:30 This is Jazz/Blues Click

Usual Thursday Shindigs:

  • El Bar (939 Ponce de Leon NE) make sure you get there late and prepare to get low. Talented DJs, a room that is way too small, and $5 tequila shots that come with a free beer. Expect a cover. Solid hip hop way to end a night.
  • Street Food Thursdays happens from 11-2pm on 12th and Peachtree if you happen to be in midtown.
  • The brand new Hangar has its Stubble on Stubble Open mic Comedy Night regularly on Thursdays. Solid Comedy right on the beltline, next to Beltline Bicycle and Bell Street Burritos
  • Battle & Brew (279 Powers Ferry Rd)  has fight night every Thursday - for $5 and different games battling every time, from street fighter to starcraft (better hope no Koreans are there!!) . Check the schedule here http://battleandbrew.com/ battles begin at 8pm. Also – please watch this epic street fighter video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2G1f0DlO9A Yes, I’m going to hell.
  • Mad Lib-ations at Little 5′s Corner Tavern ( 1174 Euclid Ave) play the beloved word game of your youth in an adult manner. Starts at 7pm with prizes each round. fo frizzle.
  • Electric Avenue Thursday at Tijuana Garage in l5P every Thursday with 70s rock playing from a tribute band.
  • Peters Street All Stars at Castleberry Hill (281 Peters St) a fun and free jazz session in a solid part of town, starting at 9pm fo free!

In the news: Georgia Tech offers a full time online masters now. Atlanta Streets Alive is taking over peachtree this Sunday (that means, no cars, bikes/pedestrians only :D ). You can officially go 10 over the limit

Atlanta things to do: Gameplan 5/15/13

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Congrats new grads! Welcome to life.

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar”
-Drew Carey

Today:

 

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THE TABLE OF CONCERTS/EDM/RAPPERS/SHOWS/ETC:

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BAND VENUE/
TIME/
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Hotels, Shehehem, Takenobu, Sex BBQ? The Earl, 9pm, $? “Hotels are bubblegum sludge goons with crap drugs”
Not sure if Sex BBQ is in this one.
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Drill Cosby, Yates, Bleheir, Connect Lounge, 10pm, Free Free drinks with college ID, fvck swag Click
The Breeders plays LSXX Variety playhouse, $25, 8pm Pixies + Throwing Muses = Breeders. Click or click
Adam Faucett, Dillon Hodges Masquerade, $10, 7pm Wow that beard Click
Collie Buddz, Cris Crab, New Brooklyn The Masquerade, $17, 7pm I’m blind to you.. Haters.. What a great song. Click
Clutch, The Sword, Lionize Center Stage, $25, 8pm Damn good rock n roll Click
All Vinyl Everything Sound Table, 9pm, Free “I swear it sounds better “ Click
Hayes Carll Terminal West, $20, 9pm Ugh country Click
Pompeya, Palace Wolves, Slowriter Drunken Unicorn, $8, 9pm Its Wednesday so sneak into MJQ Click
Twin Sister, Nomen Novum, Nombra Noma 529, 9pm, $10 Nombra numa nova noma nemo finding. Click
Nikki Hill Smiths Olde, $10, 8pm Not Minaj. Click
The Trishas Eddies Attic, 8pm Austin harmony Click

Usual Wednesday shindigs:

  • Church Bar Karaoke ( 466 Edgewood Ave ) arguably my favorite place in Atlanta. Do organ karaoke and drink huge sangria’s as your friends look in awe at this blasphemous church of hedonism. Starts at 10pm.
  • MJQ ( 736 Ponce De Leon Ave NE ) Wednesday night is normally free/cheap, and the break dance room is BUMPIN!! Do not miss this ATL institution.
  • Ri Ra has Comedy hosted by Sarah McCoy at 8pm for just $5. 20% off food items + $3 PBR Tall Boys + $4 well drinks. Not bad for *Midtown. SamServ.. ><
  • Funky / Jazz Wednesday at Elliot St Pub (51 Elliot St, Castleberry Hill ) free jazz, either in the street, or in the pub. That and some wine and you cant go wrong with your SO.
  • One Love Wednesdays is at El Bar - Drink specials all night
  • Opera has a sick college night if you enjoy Hip Hop and top 40. $5 drink specials, a rarity for this place, and there is even beer pong! 1150 Crescent Ave, go at 11ish you cradle robber
  •  Don’t miss the Food Trucks from 11-2pm at either 112 Krog St (the Stove Works parking lot) or Underground Atlanta (50 upper Alabama St) for Food truck Wednesdays!
  • Bachata/Salsa Lessons at Tongue & Groove (565 Main St NE) so you can finally court those sexy latinos/latinas you have been fantasizing so long for. $10 for dudes, and the lessons go on from 9-10pm – then the club gets bumpin with the pros. Ladies free before 10pm
  • $3 Sliders at The Shed at Glenwood was rated best deal in town by CL. Starts at 4pm at 475 Bill kennedy way Glenwood Park
  • $1: Tacos at Pozole (1044 Greenwood Ave, the Highlands)
In the news: We are the most redneck city. Aereo launches in Atlanta in 2 days = Live TV streaming into your products, Great blog post on the ATL street art Scene keep scrolling down. Tickets are up for a second Neutral Milk Hotel show in October. Living Walls is having a Prom Scoutmob’s supplying the tickets + free drink. This music festival is coming to Atlanta this summer

Atlanta things to do: 5/14/13

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Today:

 
  • The Characters of Comedy https://www.facebook.com/events/624311837597916/?ref=14 go up and pretend you are your favorite comedian! Gotta start somewhere, why not act out your favorite routine! This was really great last month. Takes place at the Hangar starting at 8:30pm
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THE TABLE OF CONCERTS/EDM/RAPPERS/SHOWS/ETC:

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Abby Gogo, Haunted Leather, The Grenadines, Electric Citizen 529, $5m 9pm Ron, lon, don, mon, kon, bon, hon fonand Puma. Click
Brunch, Ghost Bikini, NYC Queens, Pale Azalea, DJ Yessir The Basement, $3 with Scoutmob, 9pm Om nom nom Click
James Blake, Saniyam The Masquerade, 7pm, $20 Bri’ish edm Click
Paper Route, Satellite, Pillage and Plunder The Masquerade, 7pm, $12 Indie rock from Nashville, as is Satellite Click or click
Josh Ritter & the Royal City Band Variety Playhouse, 8pm, $20 Born in Moscow, now singin’ Americana. Click
Sapere Aude, Misery Loves Chachi, Ghost Train Smiths Olde, $5, 8:30pm Sapere Aude is an anagram for Eat more arepas. Click
DDDave, Jeremy Avalon, Psych Army Djs Star Bar, 9pm, Free $1 Drafts Click
Full Metal Tuesdays 10 High, 9pm, Free Covers of Pantera, Slayer, Metallica, Judas Priest, Etc Click
Logic, Skizzy Mars Terminal West, 9pm, $15 Sir Robert Bryyson Hall II. Internet rap rockstar. Check it out Click
Resident DJs Asylum, 9pm, Free 1GL Tag set. Click
Jedidiah, Double Nil, Mayem Sound Table, 10pm, Free Service. Click
The Emily White band Eddies Attic From the N Georgia Mountains just like Zac Brown band Click

Usual Tuesday Shindigs:

  • Moes and Joes ( 1033 N Highland Ave ) has $3 Pitchers all night long (Jacks and Flat Iron also have really cheap pitchers)
  • Gato Arigato at Gato right in Candler park = amazing japanese cuisine if you can wait in that line. Mondays and Tuesdays only. 7pm and on.
  • Laughing Skull Open Mic (878 Peachtree St NE) watch 15-20 newcomers for $10 at the famous laughing skull – and eat a burger while you’re at it!
  • Spoken Word at Marlee’s Tea and Coffee House  ( 349 Decatur St ) from 7:30 – 10pm with a small cover (just $2). You don’t like spoken word you uncultured f? GET WITH IT.
  • Apache Cafe has its Sounds & Lyrics live jam band as artists come and join in R&B, hip hop, dubstep and everything in between. Starts at 9pm as the bartender for a $5 Holler.
  • QUAD has its resident DJs spinning Dubstep (Syl-o, Ninja Flash, etc) for $5 to party until 3am if you are crazy enough. Don’t do drugs!
  • Clermont Lounge Karaoke ( 789 Ponce De Leon Avenue Northeast ) I really like to save this kind of night for truly special occasions. The Clermont Lounge, maybe the most famous place in Atlanta, where strippers go to die.
  • $1: Sushi at East ATL Thai & Sush (7 Flat Shoals SE); Sushi at Thaicoon & Sushi bar (1799 Briarcliff Rd)  + $2 burgers can be found at Hand in Hand ( 752 N Highland Ave NE)
In the news: This twins are Co-Valedictorians at Spelman. Congrats ladies! The street artist HENSE is going beyond the ATL and if you like his work in Peru check out other pieces of gold. Living Social is having a glow in the dark dance party. So there is a way to get out of ParkAtlanta tickets.. A bomb threatenin’ bank robber gets owned on I75 S yesterday. “Fulton County doesn’t do anything anyway” -Kasim Reed

Atlanta things to do: Gameplan 5/13/13

Today:

 

USA Basketball vs Brazil

Usual Monday Shindigs:

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  • Eddies Attic open mic night for $6 so you can fall in love with the ATL’s local acoustic scene. All original songs. Sometimes famous folks frequent this joint since they got big here. Starts at 7:30pm at 515 N McDonough St
  • Grindhouse Killer Burgers on Piedmont has Buy One Get One Free specials from 7:30-10pm. BOGOOOO
  • Talked to the owner of the new gastro-pub The Argosy– asking him about potential Usual shindig-worthy deals, he respons “ComeMo-Thur for two draft beers and get a complimentary woodfire cooked Pizza BUT this starts AFTER 11PM. Tell him the FUNSERV sent you for kicks ;) Place is balllinnnn
  • 10 high has Live Band Karaoke with the band Metalsome performing alongside you. How crazy is that? **NO COVER** and its at 816 N highland Ave NE
  • Hole in the wall ( 3177 Peachtree Rd NE – Buckhead) has all you can drink beer and standup for free now! Pool, darts, a bad ass punching machine, super bougie yuppies in Buckhead — you can’t go wrong.
  • Other comedy spots: I believe Sweetwater has Comedy on many mondays and Star Bar’s amateur night has gold once in a while.
  • All you can bowl for just 5.99 after 9pm at Suburban Lanes
  • Diesel Filling Station has a dirty Bingo that starts at 8pm
  • Monday Night Brewing from 5-7:30pm on 670 Trabert Ave has a sick brewery tour Mondays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Google it– people say its way more legit than sweetwater.
  • Speaking of Sweetwater- Beer & Comedy Night is back every Monday for $10 starting at 7:30pm with great beer selection and solid stand up.
  • Magic City Mondays (241 Forsyth St) an Atlanta experience like the Clermont – you can’t find higher quality black exotic dancers in the nation. Pole tricks and playas making it rain everywhere.
  • $1: Sushi at East ATL Thai & Sush (7 Flat Shoals SE); Sushi at Thaicoon & Sushi bar (1799 Briarcliff Rd) and Tacos at Perla Taqueria (1958 piedmont Rd NE)

Happy Mothers Day 5/12/13

Happy Mothers day!!

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Raise your glass to Cristina Maria de Armas. She was a legendary woman. Take your Mom to brunch right the fuck now.
Events Today:
 

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I’m sorry I made you sad. Here, I’ll make it up:

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